Nintendo Forsakes Anticipated Switch 2 Launch for Introducing Alarmo - a Distressing Alarm Clock Simulating Switch Sound Effects
The Big Surprise from Nintendo for 2024:
Skip the hype around the Switch 2, Nintendo is swooping in with a surprising gadget for your nightstand - the Alarmo, a quirky alarm clock designed to shake up your snooze!
The Alarmo, retailing for a cool $100, won't just wake you up gently, oh no. Instead, it promises to deliver an unforgettable morning rush of game-infused soundscapes and animations that'll make you question your decision to hit the snooze button.
What's in the Box?
With its circular, 2.8-inch LCD screen, the Alarmo brings the iconic characters from Nintendo's most popular franchises right into your bedroom. Wake up to the charm of Mario, Link, or your favorite heroes snoozing away, only to be disturbed by their in-game sound effects as you struggle to shake off your sleep.
Users can choose from 35 diverse themes, ranging from the much-loved Super Mario: Odyssey and Zelda: Breath of the Wild to the lesser-known Ring Fit Adventure. Even the odd choices like the Ring Fit Adventure add a bit of zest to the otherwise mundane alarm clock experience.
Think the alarm only plays an annoying sound and shows a static image? Think again. Based on the theme, your Alarmo might even play a catchy tune and display the image of a "visitor" on-screen, like the vibrant Mayor Pauline from Super Mario: Odyssey's New Donk City level.
Torture, Er, Fun?
The Alarmo isn't just about waking you up. It's a full-blown game, utilizing motion sensors to react to your movements. Shift around in bed, and hear the chime as Mario picks up a coin, stumble out of bed, and be greeted by the full chorus of Jump Up, Super Star! Remember, Nintendo isn't expecting you to jump, but rather shuffle to the bathroom while your head hangs in anguish, anticipating the new day.
For those with sensitive ears, fear not. Nintendo has considered you and offers both a "gentle" and a "steady" mode. The former eases you into the chaos, while the latter ramp up the sounds' volume the longer you linger in bed.
Speaking of Lingerers...
One might wonder how well this alarm clock will work for a pair-shared bed or a pet-friendly house. Nintendo's own words warn that the motion-activated features might be less effective in such scenarios. They recommend using the "Button Mode" if you sleep with a partner, making the Alarmo ideal for kids or single dwellers with an undying love for Nintendo.
Access and Availability
To own this alarming masterpiece, you'll need either a Nintendo Switch Online or Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscription. For those living on the east coast, you can reserve your Alarmo from the Nintendo Store in New York City, while supplies last.
With sleep patterns always on their minds, Nintendo also offers users the chance to analyze their sleeping habits using the "Records" feature. The company's already hopped onto the gamified sleep tracker trend with Pokémon Sleep, an app that encourages players to improve their sleep habits by unlocking more creatures for Pokémon Go.
The Future Awaits
While fans clamor for the Switch 2, Nintendo has acknowledged the anticipation and plans to release more peripherals early in 2025. However, don't expect the mighty Switch 2 to appear until sometime in April.
In the meantime, snag yourself an Alarmo and march into the new day with the help of your favorite Nintendo characters, whether that sends you running or scurrying rather than jumping. Game on!
- In 2025, Nintendo might surprise us again with more innovative peripherals to complement our gaming experience.
- The Alarmo, available in 2024, not only wakes you up but also offers a variety of game-infused soundscapes and animations from popular Nintendo franchises like Zelda.
- To make the best use of peripherals like the Alarmo, Nintendo recommends having a Nintendo Switch Online or Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscription.
- For those who share beds or have pets, the Alarmo's motion-activated features might not work as effectively, and using the "Button Mode" is recommended in such cases.